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the costume drop 🎃

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The Emotional Support Pumpkin

The Emotional Support Pumpkin

“Cape, stem hat, and a grudge that lasts till spring”

$22.00USD$33.00
The Holy Terror

The Holy Terror

“Took a vow of silence. Broke it at 3am”

$21.00USD$32.00
The Unholy Trinity — 3-Costume Bundle

The Unholy Trinity — 3-Costume Bundle

“A snack, a nun and a squash — three fits, one box”

$51.00USD$64.00
The Glow-Up Skeleton

The Glow-Up Skeleton

“Lights off. He's still there. Glowing”

$22.00USD$33.00
The Absolute Unit Arms

The Absolute Unit Arms

“Muscles installed. Gym membership still pending”

$22.00USD$33.00
The Certified Chonk Pig Suit

The Certified Chonk Pig Suit

“Fleece-lined and honest about the body type”

$22.00USD$33.00
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★★★★★
“The cat and neighbors are shocked. Excellent cape.”
— verified buyer · The Spider Incident 🕷️
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“Delighted... my child is ready for the most terrifying night of the year!!! Thank you...”
— verified buyer · The Lil Stabby 🔪
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“I loved it, it fits my puma very well, delivery arrived earlier than expected.”
— verified buyer · The Worker Bee 🐝
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“Very cute, and the medium size fit perfect for my adult male cat. he is so handsome and quite the fierce lion.”
— verified buyer · The Mane Character 🦁
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“Very good suit, everything arrived quickly, I recommend it 🤩”
— verified buyer · The Emotional Support Pumpkin 🎃
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“Absolutely amazing ahahaha”
— verified buyer · The Rat Race 🐭
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“My cats look very funny 10/10.”
— verified buyer · The Absolute Unit Arms 💪
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