Shipping
the goods, en route to the goodest
The short version
- Standard shipping — $7.00 CAD ($6.00 USD) · tracked door-to-door, typically 10–20 days after it ships
- Express — $20.00 CAD ($18.00 USD) · your order jumps the packing queue and rides the fastest carrier we can book, typically 7–12 days
- Standard is free once your order passes $125 CAD ($100 USD) — the cart tells you how close you are
- We pack your order in 1–3 business days
- You get a tracking number by email the moment it leaves the warehouse
Ordering for Halloween 🎃
Saturday October 31 is the whole point, so here are the honest cut-off dates rather than a vague “order soon”:
- Standard — order by Monday October 5. That leaves room for the slowest end of the 10–20 days window.
- Express — order by Wednesday October 14. Tighter, but 7–12 days still clears the 31st.
Order after those dates and it very well might still make it — we just won't promise it. A costume that arrives on November 2nd is a refund, not a customer.
Where we ship
United States 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇨🇦. That's it for now — we'd rather be fast in two countries than slow in forty.
Customs & import fees
You shouldn't pay any — orders arrive with nothing owed at the door. And if a border agency ever does ask you for an import fee, email the receipt to support@chonky-pets.com and we'll refund every cent of it. The price at checkout is the whole price.
Tracking your order
Your shipping confirmation email contains a tracking number. Pop it into our Track Order page any time. If it's been more than 3 business days and no tracking email has landed, check spam first, then email us — we'll chase it down.
Something wrong?
Wrong address, package stuck, box arrived looking like it fought a raccoon — email support@chonky-pets.com and a real human will sort it within 24 hours.