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Shipping

the goods, en route to the goodest

The short version

Ordering for Halloween 🎃

Saturday October 31 is the whole point, so here are the honest cut-off dates rather than a vague “order soon”:

Order after those dates and it very well might still make it — we just won't promise it. A costume that arrives on November 2nd is a refund, not a customer.

Where we ship

United States 🇺🇸 and Canada 🇨🇦. That's it for now — we'd rather be fast in two countries than slow in forty.

Customs & import fees

You shouldn't pay any — orders arrive with nothing owed at the door. And if a border agency ever does ask you for an import fee, email the receipt to support@chonky-pets.com and we'll refund every cent of it. The price at checkout is the whole price.

Tracking your order

Your shipping confirmation email contains a tracking number. Pop it into our Track Order page any time. If it's been more than 3 business days and no tracking email has landed, check spam first, then email us — we'll chase it down.

Something wrong?

Wrong address, package stuck, box arrived looking like it fought a raccoon — email support@chonky-pets.com and a real human will sort it within 24 hours.