the chonk album 📖
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three feet tall and full of anger.
clocked in. refuses to actually work.
the cookie is non-negotiable.
ready for the most terrifying night of the year.
the emotional support is not reciprocal.
knocked the cup over. showed zero remorse.
he is the snack he was waiting for.
out here upstaging the actual pumpkin.
patrolling the hallway for sinners.
took trick-or-treating more seriously than the kids.
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