The Cockroach Era
“Some assembly required. Some relatives lost”
🐾Built for cats & small-to-medium dogs — size by your pet's chest, and size up if you're between. One size. · 30-day fit returns if it's off.
💸 Love it or your money back — 30-day no-risk guarantee
🎃 Order by Monday October 5 for standard shipping to land by Halloween
The costume nobody asked for and everybody needs. Your cat enters their unbothered era with a pair of felt wings and six wobbly little legs. Heads up — this one is a DIY kit. It arrives flat, and you build it: two 15 cm felt wings, pipe cleaners for the legs and antennae, a glue stick and colouring pens to stripe the wings yourself. Takes about ten minutes. The slightly homemade look is the whole point. In the box: 1 pair of wings (15 cm / 5.9 in) · pipe cleaners for antennae and legs · glue stick · colouring pens. You will go viral or get blocked by your family. Both are wins.
- 🐾 Cut for quick on-and-off — no wrestling match
- 🪶 Lightweight + straps on in seconds — nothing to fuss with
- 📸 Photo-ready by the second try
- 📦 Tracked to your door + 30-day "my pet hated it" returns
🚚 Ships to the US + Canada · tracked the whole way
📦 30-day "my pet hated it" returns · 💬 humans answer our emails
Questions, answered
How do I get the size right?
Check the size chart on this page and measure your pet's chest (widest part) and back length. Between sizes? Size up — snug is uncomfortable, and a little room means they'll actually keep it on.
Will it arrive in time for Halloween?
Order by Monday October 5 on standard shipping and it lands before Halloween. It ships in 1–3 business days and arrives in about 10–20 days, tracked — express is 7–12 days if you're cutting it close.
What if it doesn't fit?
You've got 30 days. If the fit's off or your pet isn't feeling it, we'll make it right — no drama.
Still deciding? Ask us anything — real humans answer.