Derek D.★★★★★
Great costume
Count Chonkula
“The undead, but make it a satin cape and a nap”
5.0 · 4 chonk-parent reviews$22.00USD$33.00
🐾Built for cats & small-to-medium dogs — size by your pet's chest, and size up if you're between. One size. · 30-day fit returns if it's off.
💸 Love it or your money back — 30-day no-risk guarantee
🎃 Order by Monday October 5 for standard shipping to land by Halloween
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Couture vampire cloak + hat set. He vants to nap. Then eat. Then nap. The spookiest thing here is how good your cat looks.
- 🐾 Cut for quick on-and-off — no wrestling match
- 🪶 Light, breathable fabric — most pets forget it's on
- 📸 Photo-ready by the second try
- 📦 Tracked to your door + 30-day "my pet hated it" returns
🚚 Ships to the US + Canada · tracked the whole way
📦 30-day "my pet hated it" returns · 💬 humans answer our emails
Questions, answered
How do I get the size right?
Check the size chart on this page and measure your pet's chest (widest part) and back length. Between sizes? Size up — snug is uncomfortable, and a little room means they'll actually keep it on.
Will my pet actually wear it?
These are cut for quick on-and-off in light, breathable fabric, so most pets forget it's on. Start with a short session and a treat — by the second try it's photo time.
Can I wash it?
Yep — gentle cold hand-wash or spot-clean, then air-dry flat. Skip the dryer so the shape and colors stay put.
Will it arrive in time for Halloween?
Order by Monday October 5 on standard shipping and it lands before Halloween. It ships in 1–3 business days and arrives in about 10–20 days, tracked — express is 7–12 days if you're cutting it close.
What if it doesn't fit?
You've got 30 days. If the fit's off or your pet isn't feeling it, we'll make it right — no drama.
Still deciding? Ask us anything — real humans answer.
$22.00USD
